Conversion Rescue

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Get one free friction note — or a 24-hour B2B hero rewrite for $49

About Conversion Rescue

Conversion Rescue is a fixed-scope landing-page copy service for B2B software teams. Send a public page URL and work email for one specific friction note delivered within 24 hours, with no mailing list or automated sequence. For implementation-ready work, choose a $49 24-hour hero rewrite, a $149 annotated teardown delivered in 24 hours, or a $750 full-page rescue delivered in 48 hours. Paid offers use Stripe-hosted checkout and include a seven-day useful-work guarantee.

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Hi! Quick story about pizza and founders.

Our Premium pass costs $19. That's one large pizza.

You know what happens after you eat a large pizza? Nothing. It's gone. Maybe some regret.

But $19 on Premium? Your product gets a permanent dofollow backlink from a DR 65 directory. Featured on the homepage. A guaranteed tournament slot.

That listing stays there for years. The pizza? Gone in 20 minutes.

The price is identical. The value is not.

Launch your product, not your calories.

Get Premium — $19

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Hi! Quick story about coffee and founders.

You spent more than $19 on coffee this week. You'll spend more next week. And the week after that.

A Premium pass costs $19. Once. No subscription. No renewal. Permanent dofollow backlink from a DR 65 directory. Featured on the homepage. Guaranteed tournament slot.

The coffee is gone by noon. The listing stays for years.

The coffee is gone by noon. This isn't.

Same weekly spend. One lasts forever.

Get Premium — $19