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Hey Susan

The AI Assistant that new moms text at 3am.

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About Hey Susan

The AI Assistant that new moms text at 3am. Hey Susan runs on nine faculties, modeled loosely on how memory and attention work in the brain — so instead of just logging feeds, sleep, and diapers, she notices. Hey PlanforMe! plans your week for you, writing naps and routines straight into your calendar. HeyJourney! walks you through the whole arc, pregnancy through age 18, not just the newborn months. And when a pattern looks off, Susan messages you first — never a diagnosis, always a gentle nudge to call your pediatrician.

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