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N.Ukeme

Plan, plant and dodge your way through tactical bomb mazes

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About N.Ukeme

Some victories take only one smart move. N.Ukeme is a portrait bomb-maze arcade adventure for short, tactical escapes. Read the maze, plan your route, plant a bomb and dodge the blast. Three guided training missions lead into a Europe journey across 12 cities, with moving enemies, destructible walls, power-ups and replayable stages. No account is required. The optional BPM Supporter Pack is cosmetic and offers no gameplay advantage.

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That listing stays there for years. The pizza? Gone in 20 minutes.

The price is identical. The value is not.

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